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The Memoirs Of The Dark Knight

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1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
3. Post the quotes in your journal.
4. Have those on your friends list guess what the movie is. No googling!
5. Either strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified, or place the guesser's user name directly after the quote.

1) No Ticket (Not Dogma) - BECCA

2) -Who's The Chick With The Hammer?
- I don't Know, Glad She's On Our Side Though

3) You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. - BECCA

4) We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on. - BECCA

5) I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today

6) Oh, lots of women. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. In fact, last time I checked I was way ahead -BECCA

7) -So do you know what's gonna happen?
-No, it was a feeling. - BECCA

8) Why Are You Wearing The Stupid Man Suit? - JILL

9) Maybe she Desrves Her Revenge. And MAybe We Deserve To Die.

10) That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

11) Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.

12) Dude, That Goalie Was Pissed About Soimething. - BECCA

13) They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me. - BECCA

14) Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch. - ELIAS

15) It's breakfast time!

16) -You're Insane
- I Thougt I was A Picses - JAY

17) - You're all quite short, aren't you?
- Well yeah, we're children.
- Well that's no excuse. I was never as short as you
- You were once.
-Was not. Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach. - JILL

18) This Is Like One Giant Orgasm

19) It means you're a baboon... and I'm not. - JAY

20) It's Good To Be The King - JAY

21) We Are The Knights Who Say "Nee" -ELIAS

22) - Welcome Back,Mr. Disney
- Are the Jews gone yet?
- Uhh,no...
- Put me back in! - JILL
Current Location:
my house
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Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1) Too many teardrops for one heart, to be crying
2) Baby you're a garbage dump, and I'm your garbage truck
3) Woke Up this morning, got yourself a gun
4) We Were Both Cast forth By The Same Pale Hand, And We Both Moved Freely in The Shadow Land
5) I Am The Harm That You Inflict
6) Here Comes the Human Torch, Flying Up Ahead
7) Countless Long Nights Where I stare At The Wall, I ask Myself Over Again
8) 369, Damn She Fine
9) Theirs Got To Be A Morning After
10) Their's A House In New Orleans, They Call The Rising Sun
11) I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
12) We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside
13) If I leave Here Tommorow, Would You Still Remember Me
14) Can't seam To Find My Way
15) Somwhere Over The Rainbow, Way Up High
16) I'm Happy. I'm Feeling Gllad, I got Sunshine In a Bag
17) Pictures Of You.
18) Sing, Sing A Song, Sing Out Loud, Sing Out Strong
19) Look For The Bare Necesities, The Simple Bare Necesities
20) And The Road Becomes My Bride, And I'm Stripped Of All But Pride, So In Her I do Confide, Gives Me All I need.

That was Intense
Current Location:
My House
The Dark Knight Hears:
Choose One Of The Songs
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YOU KNOW WHOS BIRTHDAY ISA TODAY!!!!!!

The answer may shock you. Today is the birthday of one......

Queen Elizabeth II.

Apparently she wanted to just spend a quiet day at home, but so many people went to the palace she decided to walk the streets and meet and greet people. I know this because some guy at work was telling some old lady, because she was friends with the queen when they were teenagers. She turned 80.

So that's all really.

Oh it's also my birthday, but I only turned 19 so its not that exciting.

So ummmmmm......bye.

Current Location:
My House
The Dark Knight Feels:
full full
The Dark Knight Hears:
It Only Makes Me Laugh
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V For Vendetta was fucking awesome...... words cannot describe the greatness of that movie. I got so pumped after the movie that I don't think I'll ever be that pumped again. I can honestly say I haven't seen a movie that good/awesome in a while. If any of you say anything about the movie sucking then you're no longer my friend.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAP!!!!!!

So at work their training me to be a cook....... A COOK FOR GODS SAKE!!!!! That's better then being a waiter/waitress or a technician of sorts or.....some other...... crappy job. I also pre-ordered Kingdom Hearts 2 and when it comes out I'll play it non-stop even though it goes directly against lent. That is also the day that The Illuminati issue of The New Avengers smes out and I am quite pumped.

So one of the most intense movies of the year is THE HILLS HAVE EYES. It pretty much started out as a horror movie, and then transformed into an action movie. The coolest part is that a dog had just as many kills as the hero. The final score was.

Big Ned-4
Hairlip Steve-2
The Hero-2
Beast(a dog)-2
Booby and Brenda-1
Ruby-1
Gas Station Owner-1 (suicide)
Top Hat Brent- 1
Neck Brace chip-0
Big Bob-0
Big Headed Joe-0

OHHHHHHH MAN that dog was out to take some names. Like he actually had a Vendetta against Top Hat Brent.

SPEAKING OF VENDETTA!!!!! I AM P FOR PUMPED FOR V FOR VENDETTA!!@!!!! I cannot wait to go to Boston this weekend to see that movie. We're going to get super-pumped, and probably play UNO and possibly some other games. I AM SO PUMPED

BLLLLLLLASAASSSSSAAAAAAAAAASDHEDNQWERBCWHqaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Dark Knight Feels:
tired tired
The Dark Knight Hears:
Just Another Day
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HOLY MOTHER-FUCKING GOD V FOR VENDETTA COMES OUT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOON!!!!!!!!!~!!! I AM SO PUMPED!!!!!!!!! PLUS IT'S PLAYING IN IMAX!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHERE THEIR'S AN IMAX.......... BOSTON!!!!!!! I say we gather a group of people and take a trip to Boston fr the singular purpose of watching V for Vendetta on iMax.

Anyway lent is going sweet. Giving up video games might come back to bite me on the ass, but such is the price of Catholacism. But no meat on Fridays sucks.

The Dark Knight Feels:
excited excited
The Dark Knight Hears:
V FOR VENDETTA
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I realise I haven't updated about my life in a very long time. It seems that many people have just come to this realisation, and have decided to post giant ass entries about how their life is going.

Fuck that shit.

My life is always going to keep on going wheter or not I update this shit, and I really prefer talking to people then reading about what they've been up too.

Something sweet happened

Work happend

Something crappy happens

I'm a douche bag

I have just condenced about two months worth of entries into four sentences. This is not the kind of cookie-cutter crap I want to keep pushing out. I think it's about time to retire this thing. I might read my friends page every once in a while, if I haven't seen people for a while. But besides that I'm done here.

I can be contacted by

AIM: dasuperbatman
E-mail: ninja_tom21@yahoo.com
Phone #: (802)-254-5038

allright, I'm out.
The Dark Knight Feels:
blank blank
The Dark Knight Hears:
Stay- Oingo Boingo
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5 Weird Habits

1) Playing video games at the lowest difficulty levels so that the slaughter that ensues vents my frustration.
2) Reading/finishing A Graphic Novel like 20 minutes after I buy it, then skippig around to the parts I thought were really sweet the next time I "read" it.
3) Putting an away message on AIM when I'm not really doing anything that important.

NOTE: I couldn't think of any other weird habits so the last two are completely made up.

4) Kicking Midgets
5) Chronic Masturbation........ I can't believe I just said that.

5 Guilty Pleasures

1) Playing video games at the lowest difficulty levels so that the slaughter that ensues vents my frustration.
2) Reading/finishing A Graphic Novel like 20 minutes after I buy it, then skippig around to the parts I thought were really sweet the next time I "read" it.
3) Putting an away message on AIM when I'm not really doing anything that important.

NOTE: I couldn't think of any other Guilty Pleasures so the last two are completely made up.

4) Kicking Midgets
5) Chronic Masturbation........ I can't believe I said it again


That was easy not like I copy/pasted or anything. That would be cheating. And cheating is wrong. This was really lame. I can't believe I was tagged twice to do it.

Anyway I tag MC, Becca, Noel, Francisco, and Wyatt.

Anyway This entry pretty much sucked the big one. I'm leaving before anyone gets offended and shit.
The Dark Knight Feels:
irritated irritated
The Dark Knight Hears:
If I were Gay
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Apparently that is All I can write in the subject box. So on Wendsday and Thursday I worked for 24 hours. That means I LITERALLY worked for half of those two days. I slept for about 3 hours of that, and it sucked. I'm starting to get angry. I need to play some video games. Those always let me vent my rage to some extent....... who am I kidding as long as I don't lose video games are the only time I am completely calm. X-men legends is right over their, but my stomach hurts and I don't really feel like walking all the way over their. So I think I'll ramble some more. Senor Misterioso is watching me. Who is Senor Misterioso you ask? No one really knows for sure. He has a Costco card, but not a AAA memebership. He has been connected to JFK, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro, and Chef Boyardee. And the CIA has been trying to obtain his suit, which mysteriously glows. Enough about this mysterious man he is only made of plastic. Over the course of a day I have gone through two sticky things. Two sticky things have met their end. Let us have a moment of silence for Stickt Thing and Sticky Frog........................ I really need to stop rambling, this is going nowhere fast. Anyway I'll be home all weekend if someone wants to do something, except I work from 4-7:30 on Saturday and Sunday, but that's not too late. So......uh........ I'll see you around.

En Memorium
Sticky Thing
Sticky Frog
RIP
The Dark Knight Feels:
accomplished accomplished
The Dark Knight Hears:
Rock The Casbas
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I have discovered that their are many awesome things in life.

1) Sugar Daddies
2) Crash Tops
3) Indian Food
4) The most amazing movie of all time Children Of the Corn. My first male child shall be name Malachai........ it is destiny.

Allright So just in case it hasn't reached you yet. I got accepted into Castleton, ad it is so friggen' sweet that I got into my top choice. I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm rubbing it in, but I'm not. I was going to add on to that, but I changed my mind.

Watch out for Malachai.

The Dark Knight Feels:
jubilant jubilant
The Dark Knight Hears:
The music from Children Of The Corn
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